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nychen [admin's] thoughts

4x02
09.12.2006

geez...a whoooooole lotta sex sex and more sex. is anyone tired of sex yet? or boobies and christian being gay/bi or straight? hmm. sometimes when i watch the show, i feel like i'm watching porn. and yes i've seen porn. this show reminds me of porn. and if someone were to walk by when i'm watching this season4 of nip/tuck, i think i might actually change the channel!

why? cause the show is getting a bit too TOO...know what i mean? i mean yes i love the the show for its characters and outlandish plots [matt getting into scientology, kimber no longer all fucking carved up [infact no one has any traces of the carver...what, who's that again?!], sean getting slashed, christian getting slashed, annie actually being on the show for more than 5 minutes]...i love the show for it's more dramatic and comedic parts, but the sex...damn! i guess the censors are really loose on FX! i think i'm getting desensitized.

ashley wednesday...yes alot more classier than blu mondae. both kind of suck, AHA! damn that girl reminds me of the talkative whore from this recent season of "Rescue Me". anyone see that episode? denis leary finally taped that girl's mouth shut, and that is exactly how i felt with this blu mondae girl...christian should've sewed her mouth shut while making her boobs smaller.

this episode really made me laugh out loud when matt and kimber were together and he was holding those metal bars and she was playing doctor/psychologist. anyone else LOL?!! the show/dialogue felt really preachy, straight out of a book lecturing scientology and whatever crap. god...please dont tell me tom cruise is going to appear on the show, that someone is going to be shown jumping the couch or more blab about scientology. frankly i dont give a crap. seriously...it sounded retarded on tv, coming out of kimber/matt's mouth.

i did enjoy the darker scene between christian and kimber, him kicking down the door to her new posh apartment/hotel? and him threatening her over matt...very nicely done. i also liked the strange but nice mother/son conversation over dinner between matt and julia...although it did seem a bit too fake/played out or something.

what is the time frame between last season's finale and this season? matt seems to have matured or gone all weird again, maybe it's the antidepressants. still...i dont like his plot, especially with kimber. however, i have always liked kimber's character, although this first appearance in season4, is very robotic and too-nice girly or something. when did kimber suddenly grow a brain, do a 180 on her life and become a scientologist? damn the carver for that!!! AHAHA!!!

i really wish season3 made more impact...shouldn't we at least see scars?! shouldn't there be something as a result of the carver from season3? i mean, even "the shield" had ronnie's face stove-burned and he had scars throughout season3-4-5 or whatever...

as for connor mcnamara...is this baby really coming? why should i care? does anyone remember WTF happened to wilbur? gina? christian being a daddy...and now a stepfather?! does it really matter to season4? maybe in season5, baby connor leaves with julia [we know joely richardson is leaving the show mid-season4/later]...why do we need another character to add onto the already huge cast? i'd much rather see more of liz than baby connor.

and what is up with the UPramped sex, homosexuality is being barenaked to the audience...i mean, yes i know this season the show wants more gay viewers but what about the women viewers? statistically, nip/tuck is seen by more females than males...why the sudden change of viewership direction? does the show not want females to watch, and not want straight males but overturn everything to go for gays/bis, etc? hmmm....

what's with that black woman's character? i cant remember her character's name...just sanaa [?] plays her. is everyone on the show going to suddenly become gay or bi? or more so than ever before? soon we will be seeing christian and sean kiss...and be humping each other with julia watching them and holding baby connor. how's that for fanfic?!

why is sanaa's character kissing this old white lady? i first thought it was her husband's wife or something...a bit overthetop with her white trench coat and stashes of money. i think she's someone famous, i have no idea. there are alot of guest stars this season...i dont really care for that. it sort of takes you out of the show.

liz...sneaking isn't she? smart to sit on the stairs and watch. i'm sure she'll blab it to christian/sean in no time by next episode. how come we only see her for 5 minutes an episode? geez, even the new guest stars [ie, sanaa] get more time than good ol' liz [roma mafia]. actually, i think she appears more later in the season...with her own homo-sex scene. woo...

overall, decent C.

i think i'm getting harder and harder to impress. i still love season2 the most, cause of ava's character. i mean a guest character who actually made a HUGE impact on the show and touched all the characters. when are we going to see that happen again?

does anyone really care about larry hagman, rosie o'donnell, alanis morrisette, whomever else?! i dont.

nychen

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